Founder of FirstShow. I make websites, brands, videos and live streams, and I've launched 7 websites so far. Open to any job, anywhere. Results guaranteed and definately probably good.
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➜I MADE A GAME!!NeonGrid — play it in ur browser
cyberpunk city-builder · HTML, CSS, JavaScriptYYC Class Finder — LIVE!!
city open data · Next.js, TypeScriptYYC Flight Radar
flight-deal tracker for YYC + YEG · Python, FastAPI, SQLiteYYC Patio Finder
patios + live weather score · Next.js (sample patio list)Deal Scout
ranks the best deals into a digest · PythonAlberta Atlas
conservation + Crown-land mapsCalgary Coffee Trail
coffee map · Next.js, Leaflet (sample shop data)ContextCRM
command-line contact tracker · Go, SQLiteCOSMIC Dictate
push-to-talk voice typing for Linux · Bash, PythonFirstShow — founder!!
sponsorship department for events, creators + venues across CanadaFRAME YYC
photo and video for Calgary businessesBite5
targeted local food deals for restaurantsWiredeo
turn one offer into a shoot-ready planSteadyFile
a private, dated record you keep as things happenZalaStack
business strategy, built into actionPoint camera. Get picture. Sometimes the picture is a polar bear. Premiere, After Effects, Photoshop, Lightroom.
YouTube and Facebook Live with OBS and vMix, plus Zoom and Teams events. The stream stays up. Mostly I am the reason.
Managed the CMS across multiple websites. WordPress, Google Analytics, SEO basics, Google Ads, Meta Business Suite.
Managed a huge Canto photo and video library and trained staff in every department to actually find things in it.
$49.99$0/forever
u pay 4 lunch
4.00 yrs experience
½ Ahmed
$9,9991 pizza
$∞/mo
1 job offer
Call Steve
| Feature | Coffee | Part-Time | Full-Time | Premium |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Replies to emails | ✔ | ✔ (half) | ✔✔ | ✔✔✔ |
| Launches websites | 0 | 3.5 | 7+ | ∞ |
| Fixes the printer | ❌ | maybe | ✔ | ✔ (and the fax) |
| Makes the live stream work | ❌ | ✔ | ✔ | ✔ in 4K |
| Brings snacks | ❌ | 🍪 | 🍪🍪 | 🎂 |
| Popups | 12 | 6 | 3 | 0 (finally) |
| Steve approved | ✔ | ✔ | ✔ | Steve is crying |
💸 PRICE MATCH GUARANTEE: found a cheaper Ahmed? We'll beat it by 0.01%. (there is no cheaper Ahmed)
Yes. 100% human. Has thumbs and everything.
Yes. Anywhere. He has a Class 5 licence and a very good attitude.
Any job. Comms, marketing, video, web, ops, events, the fun ones and the boring ones.
Because it's funny. You cannot turn them off. We tried. Steve tried. Nobody can.
lol. no.
We don't talk about Steve.
Yes, right below. It's minimized because it's boring. Click □. We won't judge. (we will judge a little)
📄 The serious stuff lives here: real jobs, real dates, real certifications. Click □ to open it, if u must.
Premiere Pro · After Effects · Photoshop · Lightroom · Illustrator · InDesign · Canva · OBS · vMix · WordPress · Canto · Google Analytics · Google Ads · Meta Business Suite · Microsoft Office · SharePoint · Asana · Trello · Python · TypeScript · Go
Only $0.99 per 7 seconds!!!
notAhmed is not Ahmed. billed per 7 seconds, rounded up to the nearest hour. direct connection may be a voicemail.But u can still help me!! Message me on LinkedIn. Hiring is very fair.
HIRE AHMED →Open to any job, anywhere: comms, marketing, video, web, ops, whatever's fun. Got a job, a project or a weird idea? Let's talk. (Lots of my client work is under NDA, so samples are shared on request.)
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